Mittwoch, 6. Dezember 2006

Yoda as a sexual being...

Just found this on
Yoda Sex Talk,” and if you’ve never thought of the Jedi Master as a sexual being, just remember that where there’s a Whill, there’s a way. The list—which does not make clear which team he’s playing for—in its entirety:

1. The dark side I sense in you. Turn over.
2. Grave danger you are not in. Hurt it will not. Obsessed I am with your ass.
3. Trust me. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Two fingers I will start with.
4. OK. Do or do not, there is no try. Spice things up this does! Cosmo I read it in. That is your magazine, is it not?
5. Impatient you are. Takes time this pill I took. Nervous you are now making—and work it won’t now. Bathroom do you have?
6. Strong am I with the force. Size matters not.
7. Consume you it will. Consume you it will! Yes!

Well... and don't forget! Tomorrow is Gay Day on MTV Europe...! *g*

Yours Schnurzelpups

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